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Why are there so many women archeologists?

Because they love digging up the past.

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What's six inches long that women love?

Folding money.

Why don't owls make love in the rain?

Because it's too wet to woo.

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What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (Jesus Christ this one's even worse than the last)

What was the ancient language Link needed a book to translate in "A Link to the Past"?

Hyruleglyphics.

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What do you call a dog who digs up ancient artifacts?

A Barkeologist.

How do you know when the hole you're digging is big enough?

When the (w)hole job's done.