Who did the ghost invite to his party?

Anyone he could dig up.

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Why should you only invite gas molecules to your house when they have negligible intermolecular forces between them?

Because they're the ideal gas.

Why are Trees never invited to a formal dinner?

They only wear Trunks.

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How does NASA plan a party..?

They planet.

Where do David Cameron and his party meet?

In the Conservatory!

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Who did the ghost invite to his party?

Anyone he could dig up.

How do ghosts like their chicken cooked?

Terri-fried!

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Why are there so many women archeologists?

Because they love digging up the past.

How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage