Who did the ghost invite to his party?

Anyone he could dig up.

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Why don't you invite a Comcast worker to your party?

Because nobody likes his company!

What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties?

Women!

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When jokes go to parties, where do they wait for drinks?

In the punchlines.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?

Because it had nobody to go with.

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What makes a ghost happy?

An elevator. It lifts the spirits.

How does a ghost defend its self?

Kung Boo

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Why didn't British explorers dig latrines?

They had pith helmets.

What do you call a dog who digs up ancient artifacts?

A Barkeologist.