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Who did the ghost invite to his party?

Anyone he could dig up.

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Invite Jokes More Invite Jokes

Why are Alabama weddings so small?

They've only gotta invite one family

Why 21 didn't invite his brother for dinner?

28

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What do you call someone who doesn't know how to party?

Illiterate (il-lit-erate)

Where do David Cameron and his party meet?

In the Conservatory!

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What do ghosts dress up as for Halloween?

As John Cena because you can't see them.

Who's there! Boo! Boo who?

Just Boo! I'm a ghost!

Dig Jokes More Dig Jokes

How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

Why are there so many women archeologists?

Because they love digging up the past.