Who did the ghost invite to his party?

Anyone he could dig up.

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Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi.

Why does Superman get invited to dinners?

Because he is a Supperhero.

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Why do walruses go to tupperware parties?

They are always looking for a tight seal.

Where do all the funny people hang out at a party?

In the punch line

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What do you get when you cross a ghost and a the letter K?

A book.

How do ghost listen to music?

With a bootooth

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How do you know when the hole you're digging is big enough?

When the (w)hole job's done.

What do you call a dog who digs for bones?

A Bark-aeologist