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Who did the ghost invite to his party?

Anyone he could dig up.

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Why was the first computer never invited to dinner?

It would just take a few bytes then run.

How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all your booze?

You invite two of them.

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How did Jeffrey Dahmer make alphabet soup?

With 26 characters he met at a party.

What does an egg say at a party?

Omelette

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Why do the ghosts never win races?

Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.

What is the worst race of ghosts?

Spooks

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What's white, digs holes in your garden and helps with headaches?

A paracetamole!

Why are there so many women archeologists?

Because they love digging up the past.