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Who did the ghost invite to his party?

Anyone he could dig up.

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Why shouldn't you invite a duck to go out drinking?

Because it would be a party fowl.

What did the fisherman do when he really liked a woman?

He invited her over to net fish and krill.

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What did the baby owl's parents say when he wanted to go to a party?

You're not owld enough.

When jokes go to parties, where do they wait for drinks?

In the punchlines.

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Why do ghosts carry tissues?

Because they have BOOOOgers.

Why did the ghost go into rehab?

He had a problem with boos.

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What does a mole think, when he digs trough lower Austria?

Make way, children.

What do you call a child that's good at digging?

A minor