Who did the ghost invite to his party?

Anyone he could dig up.

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Why should you always invite mushrooms to your parties?

They're fun guys!

Why should you never invite a boxer to a party?

He always throws the punch.

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Why can't you have a party on the moon?

There's just no atmosphere

How do astronauts plan a party?

They planet. (Plan-et)

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How do Ghosts get Drunk?

Booze.

Where do ghosts go for their holidays?

The Dead Sea.

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Why do so many girls do archaeology degrees?

Because they love digging up the past.

What did Kris Kross tell the nervous paratrooper?

Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing.