Who did the ghost invite to his party?

Anyone he could dig up.

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Why should you always invite Amish people to a party?

They know how to raise the roof.

What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?

Invite an accountant.

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Why did the Face of Bo go to the party by himself?

Because he had no body to go with.

What did the yoga teacher say when someone asked if she wanted to leave the party early?

Namaste

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What do you get if you cross a ghost and a newsreader?

A spooksman!

What does a ghost say after a bad joke?

Booo

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Why didn't British explorers dig latrines?

They had pith helmets.

What's white, digs holes in your garden and helps with headaches?

A paracetamole!