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Why didn't British explorers dig latrines?

They had pith helmets.

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What language do British wrenches speech?

Spanish!

What does a British midget get when he is told he is going to be crucified?

He gets a little cross.

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Why are astronomers so popular with the ladies?

Chicks dig stars.

How is digging fence post holes like being the mayor of Toronto?

It goes pretty smoothly until you start hitting the rock.