Why are all ants British?

Because they colonize.

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What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes?

Antteneye!

Where do ants keep their armies?

In their sleevies

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Why are the British known for keeping a stiff upper lip?

Because it hides their teeth.

What's a Korean's favourite take on a traditional British meal?

German Shepherd pie.