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Why are all ants British?

Because they colonize.

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Where do ants keep their armies?

In their sleevies

What do you call an ant who can't play the piano?

Discordant!

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How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.

How do Jamaicans pronounce bacon?

The same way British people pronounce beer can.