Why are all ants British?

Because they colonize.

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How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

What do you call an ant in space?

Cosmonants & Astronants!

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How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.

What do you call a British dinosaur?

A tea rex.