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Why are all ants British?

Because they colonize.

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Where do ants keep their armies?

In their sleevies

How big was the ant when it knocked over the table?

GiANT!!

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What organ do only British people have?

The Eng gland.

What's the difference between an Ethiopian elevator sign and an British elevator sign?

British sign says " Maximum 6 People/500kg" Ethiopian sign says "Maximum 500 People/6kg"