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Why are all ants British?

Because they colonize.

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What do ants drink?

Tea. It's an ant tea joke.

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

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What does a British midget get when he is told he is going to be crucified?

He gets a little cross.

What do you call a British nanny with an MDMA addiction?

Molly Poppins.