Why are all ants British?

Because they colonize.

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Which ant is the biggest?

Elephant

Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?

The lid said, "Twist to open."

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What's the difference between a tea cup and pea cup?

A teacup is what the British drink out of and a pea cup is what the Mexicans drive.

Why didn't British explorers dig latrines?

They had pith helmets.