What do flies do at church?

Flyspray

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Why couldn't the chicken fly through the window?

It was closed.

What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

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What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey Bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.

What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.