What do flies do at church?

Flyspray

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What wobbles as it flies?

A jelly-copter.

Why can't penguins fly?

They're too short to reach the controls of the plane.

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What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

What's the difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a church?

The woman in church has hope in her soul.