Why can't penguins fly?

They're too short to reach the controls of the plane.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What is a common question at lizards' fast food joints?

You want flies with that?

What's grey and can't fly?

A parking lot.

Reach Jokes More Reach Jokes

When did you first miss it dear?

Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.

Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.

Control Jokes More Control Jokes

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

What happens when a controlled fire goes out of control?

Someone gets fired.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

When does a Pentagon not have 5 sides?

When it's intersected by a plane

What did the flight attendant say to get the attention of the plane full of Kim Basinger clones?

Attention Basingers

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

Why so angry, you cute little fella?

The penguin looks up to him and says "flight's delayed."

How does a penguin build its house?

Igloos it together!