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Why can't penguins fly?

They're too short to reach the controls of the plane.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk?

A dead bird.

What's the difference between a School and an ISIS training ground?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone

Reach Jokes More Reach Jokes

Why can't penguins fly?

They're too short to reach the controls of the plane.

How many Tenors does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

Trick Question. They only think they can reach that high.

Control Jokes More Control Jokes

How much for this remote controlled alien?

Sir, that's Stephen Hawking.

Why did the printer have wet ink?

Because it couldn't control P

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

What do you call a pilot who tries to tell a joke but gets distracted and crashes his plane into a building?

A comickaze

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

What kind of bird can write?

A penguin.

How does a penguin keep itself hydrated?

His waddle bottle.