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Why can't penguins fly?

They're too short to reach the controls of the plane.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why is your brother always flying off the handle?

Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose!

What do you call a turlte that flies?

A shellocopter. damn homies

Reach Jokes More Reach Jokes

What type of truck takes a very long time to reach its destination?

A log n truck.

How long does it take to reach the ground from 100 stories up?

The rest of your life.

Control Jokes More Control Jokes

What do you call an unpredictable, out-of-control photographer?

A loose Canon.

What's the difference between In-n-Out Burger French fries and League of Legends?

I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What does Michael Vick do in a plane?

Have a dog fight.

Why were the people in the twin towers mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane.

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

Why didn't the penguin jump off the iceberg?

Because he got cold feet.

What kind of bird can write?

A penguin.