Why can't penguins fly?

They're too short to reach the controls of the plane.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What did the Mexican say when his homework flew out the window?

Where you going essay!

What do you call a flying pig?

Swine flu

Reach Jokes More Reach Jokes

Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because every time she reaches 69 she gets a frog in her throat.

What do you call a short priest reaching for his Bible that's on the top shelf?

Christina Ricci.

Control Jokes More Control Jokes

What's the difference between In-n-Out Burger French fries and League of Legends?

I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.

What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

Why were the people in the twin towers mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane.

Who you must not greet on a plane?

HI Jack!

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

What bird can write underwater?

A ball-point Penguin!

What did the penguin say to the polar bear?

Nothing, penguins live in the South Pole and polar bears live in the North Pole.