What did the fly say to the second man on the moon?

Buzz.....

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

How do you picture yourself flying on a broom?

By witchful thinking.

What do you call a seagull flying over the bay?

A bagel

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What takes longer to run, first to second, or second to third?

Second to third, because there's a short stop in the middle!

How many seconds are there in one year?

12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd.

Buzz Jokes More Buzz Jokes

How do bees go to school?

They take the buzz

Where did Buzz feed learn to click bait so well from?

Me

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why is the moon so grumpy?

It's just going through one of its phases.

How do you know if the moon is waxing or waning?

If it's waning you'll get weally weally wet.