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What did the fly say to the second man on the moon?

Buzz.....

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why would anyone ever want to fly Virgin Airlines?

The last thing you want to do is get on a plane that doesn't go all the way.

Why are Chameleons surprisingly good at flying?

Because they are always in duh skies

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

Who do you sell second hand bikes to?

A re-cyclist.

When did your parents divorce?

ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.

Buzz Jokes More Buzz Jokes

What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head?

A Space Invader.

What buzzes is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea?

A bee in a submarine!

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What happens when the Sun and the Moon get together?

They turn out the lights.

What do you call a tick on the moon?

A lunatic.