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What did the fly say to the second man on the moon?

Buzz.....

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why don't seagulls fly in the bay?

Because they don't want to be bagels.

Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he neverlands

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

Which is the worst hand to lose?

The second one.

What are the three rings of marriage?

The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.

Buzz Jokes More Buzz Jokes

What did woody and buzz say to your mom?

Strange to see your toys have the same name as us.

What happens when a fly drinks rum?

It gets buzzed!

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why didn't the astronauts land on the moon?

Because it was full. * (from a taffy taffy wrapper--oh my god what am I doing with my life)

What do you call a clock on the moon?

A lunartick.