What did the fly say to the second man on the moon?

Buzz.....

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why do seagulls only fly over the sea?

If they flew over the bay, they'd be called Baygulls.

What's all white and can't fly?

Harrison Ford

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What do you call the second-most hated politician in America?

Madam President.

Who will take the second shot in this snooker game?

Find out after the break.

Buzz Jokes More Buzz Jokes

Why do bees buzz?

Because they can't whistle!

What happens when a fly drinks rum?

It gets buzzed!

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

What did the fly say to the second man on the moon?

Buzz.....