What did the fly say to the second man on the moon?

Buzz.....

Previous Random Joke Next

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why are 9/11 jokes never funny?

Because they always fly over everyone's head.

Why did Harrison Ford Crash his plane?

Because he was flying solo and went look no hans...

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What is a Muslim womans favorite amendment?

The second (right to bare arms)

What did Michael Phelps say after the Mens 200m?

I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.

Buzz Jokes More Buzz Jokes

What did the fly say to the second man on the moon?

Buzz.....

Why do bees buzz?

Because they can't whistle!

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What do you call a crazy person on the moon?

A lunartic.

Why do telescopes like the Moon so much?

Because they find him very down to earth.