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What did the fly say to the second man on the moon?

Buzz.....

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What is the difference between reindeer and caribou?

Reindeer are the ones that fly.

What do you call a piece of fruit that can fly?

A pearrot

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What do clocks do when they're still hungry after a meal?

They go back four seconds.

What did Michael Phelps say after the Mens 200m?

I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.

Buzz Jokes More Buzz Jokes

Why do bees buzz?

Because they can't whistle!

How does a Bee get to work?

He catches a buzz.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why is the moon so grumpy?

It's just going through one of its phases.

Which is farther away- NY City or the moon?

Sister: NY City. Why do ask Brother: Well I can see the moon but I can't see NY City.