How do tectonic plates have fun?

They meet up and crack each other up.

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Why should you never tell jokes on the ice?

The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.

Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg?

Because they're both cracked!

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What do you call it when two Vietnamese people meet?

A Nguyen-Nguyen situation

What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

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What did one tectonic plate say to the other after the earthquake?

That was your fault!!!

What did one tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate?

Bro, do you even shift?

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What's the most fun a monk can have?

Nun

Where do Robots go for fun?

The Circuits! (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)