How do tectonic plates have fun?

They meet up and crack each other up.

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What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.

What just cracked?

A guide to aging.

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What club cancels their meeting everytime?

The vegan club

Who's there! Conga! Conga who?

Conga go on meeting like this!

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What did the tectonic plate say when it bumped into another?

Sorry, my fault.

What is it called when two tectonic plates have a romantic relationship?

Subduction!

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Why is camping so fun?

It's in tents!

Why do androids go to Africa to party?

Because Botswana have fun.