How do tectonic plates have fun?

They meet up and crack each other up.

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Whats Fred Flintstones favorite drug?

Crack Rock.

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.

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What do you do meet an old friend?

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What do you call a bunch of furries, an all girls volleyball meet, and a video game tournament?

Genesis 3.

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What did one tectonic plate say to the other after the earthquake?

That was your fault!!!

What is it called when two tectonic plates have a romantic relationship?

Subduction!

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What do you call mail that likes to have fun?

Outgoing mail.

What do you call it when you make fun of someone's gambling addiction?

Slot shaming.