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How do tectonic plates have fun?

They meet up and crack each other up.

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What do necrophiliacs and alcoholics have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

What just cracked?

A guide to aging.

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What's the best thing about Alzheimer's?

You meet new people every day.

What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

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Why do tectonic plates wear diapers?

Because they're in continents.

What did the tectonic plate say when it had a collision?

It's not my fault.

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Why not renew the bachelorette party?

You'd probably have more fun.

What do politicians do for fun?

Rave at the party.