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Where do French lawyers like to relax?

The J'accusi

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What is the name of a bag pipe band that likes to play while jumping on squares?

Hopscotts.

Why don't gelding horses like to race?

Because every time they go to the starting gate they're reminded "They're Off!".

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How do you advertise a French rifle?

Never fired, dropped once.

What do French stoners smoke?

Oui-d

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What do you do to relax?

I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.

What is the philosophy of a necrophiliac?

Sit back, relax and crack open a cold one