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What do Worf and Jadzia like to do to relax?

Netflix and Trill!

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Why have all Remain voters suddenly gotten so salty?

They don't like the taste of being the minority!

What did the shoe say about the customer who didn't like that it had yellow shoestring?

That's lacist.

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What do whales do on dates?

Netflix and Krill

How long are you going to keep throwing that in my face?

Netflix: Because you watched "The Wedding Planner"

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What is the philosophy of a necrophiliac?

Sit back, relax and crack open a cold one

What can relax you and drown you at the same time?

A one-hour facial.