Why did the lights go out?

Because they liked each other.

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What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

Why doesn't the sun pack it's bags?

Because it's traveling light!

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Why do hipsters prefer to drink their PBR warm?

So that they can say they liked it before it was cool.

What has long ears hops and likes websurfing?

The e-aster bunny.