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Why did the lights go out?

Because they liked each other.

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What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.

How many people does it take to screw in a light?

Two, but I don't know how they'll fit inside the bulb

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What do my toaster and I have in common?

We both like to be in the same bathtub at the same time.

Why do the Marines call it Parris island?

Because they like to play with each other's oui oui.