Why doesn't the sun pack it's bags?

Because it's traveling light!

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What's Alex's (from 'A Clockwork Orange') preferred type of light?

Ultraviolent

Why did the wrestlers have to fight in the dark?

Their match wouldn't light.

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year-old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

Why did the cat befriend the dog?

Because the dog let the cat out of the bag!!

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

How can you tell elephants love to travel?

They are always packing their trunk!

Why did the Siamese Twins travel to England?

So the other one could drive

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

What animals were last to leave the ark?

The elephants as they had to pack their trunks!

When a rapper gets beer, how much do they get?

A Two Pack