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Why doesn't the sun pack it's bags?

Because it's traveling light!

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.

Where does light go to jail?

Prism

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

Why did Bill Cosby go to Japan with a bag of roofies?

He had Jello fever!

What's the difference between a 5 year old kid and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

What travels down an alley and is full of holes?

Batman's Parents.

Why are Boy Scouts safest when travelling with a senior?

They'll always have dry wood on hand to start a fire

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?

Me: Doesn't matter, just get out.

Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home?

He forgot to pack his trunk.