Why doesn't the sun pack it's bags?

Because it's traveling light!

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

Why do stop lights turn red?

You would turn red too if you had to change in front of everybody.

What did the rude prism say to the beam of light that smacked into him?

Get bent!

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What do you call a pink slip served inside a bag of coffee?

Grounds for termination.

What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food?

Snakes and Larders!sna

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

What travels around the world but stays in one corner?

A stamp.

Why don't the French enjoy travelling to Northern Ireland?

Because they don't like the smell of Derry air.

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

How can you tell elephants love to travel?

They are always packing their trunk!

What does a tree do when it goes on vacation?

It packs its trunk and leaves.