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Why doesn't the sun pack it's bags?

Because it's traveling light!

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

Why is the Force like duct tape?

It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.

What lights up a football stadium?

A football match!

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What's the difference between a four year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

What's the difference between a 4 year old boy and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

Why didn't the Photon have any luggage on the plane?

He was Travelling Light

What did Santa say when he had to travel through the desert?

My chestnuts are roasting

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

What's an Irish seven course meal?

A six pack and a potato

What's an Irish seven-course meal?

A six-pack and a potato