Why doesn't the sun pack it's bags?

Because it's traveling light!

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How many Bros does it take to change a lightbulb?

None cuz it's already lit af

What's the deal with lampshades?

If your gonna turn on a light... Why shade it.

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of coke and a baby?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of coke fall out the window.

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

Why don't the French enjoy travelling to Northern Ireland?

Because they don't like the smell of Derry air.

Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

Because Happy Hour ended.

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home?

He forgot to pack his trunk.

What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill?

Pack your trunk and clear out!