Why do traffic lights turn red?

You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

Why are crime rates down in the US?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What takes longer to run, first to second, or second to third?

Second to third, because there's a short stop in the middle!

What's high in the middle and round on both ends?

Ohio.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

What's black and steals your change?

Vending machines.

How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

What is the difference between an ounce of cocaine and an infant?

Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.

Traffic Light Jokes More Traffic Light Jokes

What does a traffic light tells to another traffic light?

Dont look at me I'm changing

What did the other traffic light say to the other traffic light?

Don't look! I'm changing!