You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!
Well, you would too, if you had to change in front of that many people!
My phone is turned off.
They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.
Is it your right thigh, or your left? Or does the answer lie somewhere in the middle?
Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb
None, they all know someone that does it for them.
Get a broom, you two.
Because i put on the wrong socks.
Don't look I'm changing!