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Why do traffic lights turn red?

You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why did Woodrow Wilson take a long time to turn around?

Because he could only make 14 point turns.

What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?

Jeffrey Dahmer!

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

Why did Snape stand in the middle of the road?

So you'll never know which side he's on.

What did Gordon Ramsey shout angrily at his girlfriend?

IT'S ALL PINK IN THE MIDDLE

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella. How long does it take them Days.

How does a feminist change a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

How can you tell if you're in Detroit or across the river in Windsor Ontario Canada?

Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada

Traffic Light Jokes More Traffic Light Jokes

What did the traffic light say to the car as it passed?

Don't look I'm changing!

What did the other traffic light say to the other traffic light?

Don't look! I'm changing!