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What did the confused Mackem say when he discovered that he was smack bang in the middle of Newcastle?

I'm in the middle of *no Wear*

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What do you call a woman standing in the middle of at tennis court?

Annette!

What takes longer to run, first to second, or second to third?

Second to third, because there's a short stop in the middle!

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What did Thor have to wear when he broke his tailbone?

An Asgard.

Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?

He was going as a banana.

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What did the scientist say after discovering the medicinal content of homeopathic remedies?

0mg!!!!

Why is the time in the USA behind that of England?

Because England was discovered before the USA!

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What did the confused Mackem say when he discovered that he was smack bang in the middle of Newcastle?

I'm in the middle of *no Wear*