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What did the coffee shop owner's wife say when she discovered he wasn't using Free Trade beans?

That's grounds for divorce!

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Which program do Jedis use to open PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi.

Where are the colored printers?

I said "Dude... it's 2014, you can use whichever printer you want"

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Why did the lizards get a divorce?

A reptile dysfunction

Why did Marie from Everybody Loves Raymond never get a divorce?

She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra

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What happened to be, she, and they......when they were discovered face-down in the mud?

They were PRONOUNS dead

What did the Ukrainian Scientist receive after discovering the dangers of radiation?

A Chernobel Prize.

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Why were the coffee beans upset?

Because they were grounded.... Or black I am not sure.

How is called the funeral of an electrical engineer?

Grounding