What did the coffee shop owner's wife say when she discovered he wasn't using Free Trade beans?

That's grounds for divorce!

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Why did they start using liquid soaps in prisons?

If you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.

What drug does the lord use to get work done?

God speed.

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Why did the cab driver get a divorce?

Because he had a fare.

What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the South?

Nothing, someone's losing the trailer. -Robin Williams

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What did the blonde do when she discovered that most accidents happen within a mile from home?

She moved.

What happened when electricity was first discovered?

Fred: Someone got a nasty shock.

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How is called the funeral of an electrical engineer?

Grounding

Why did the skydiver die before reaching the ground?

Because he reached terminal velocity.