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What did the coffee shop owner's wife say when she discovered he wasn't using Free Trade beans?

That's grounds for divorce!

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How is a marriage like a hot bath?

Once you get used to it it's not so hot.

What PC does Adele use?

A Dell.

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What's the best part of divorce?

Two Kwanzaas

Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.

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What did Zack say after discovering his coward genes?

Zackrebleu!

Why are there different species of hyena?

Isn't every hyena we've discovered a spotted hyena?

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How much electricity is in the ground?

1 Terrahertz

Why is it called an "almond" in the tree but an "amond" when it falls to the ground?

When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it.