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What did the coffee shop owner's wife say when she discovered he wasn't using Free Trade beans?

That's grounds for divorce!

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What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down, and possibly use a lubricant

How do you spell "laughing out loud" by using binary?

1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1

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Why did Walt and Skyler get divorced?

There was no chemistry.

What's the best part of divorce?

Two Kwanzaas

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Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away?

Discover.

Where was the first discovered potato located?

In the ground.

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Why did the nuke switch course?

Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression

How is called the funeral of an electrical engineer?

Grounding