What did the coffee shop owner's wife say when she discovered he wasn't using Free Trade beans?

That's grounds for divorce!

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How do you call the social media that your grandmother uses?

Instagran

What mysterious hair product does Lucifer use to keep himself looking good?

Arcane-gel!

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Why do people get divorced in the holiday season?

Because they Marry Christmas!

Why is it so expensive to divorce a woman here in California?

Because it's worth it.

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What did the scientist say after discovering the medicinal content of homeopathic remedies?

0mg!!!!

Why is the time in the USA behind that of England?

Because England was discovered before the USA!

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Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

Because you can't bury them in the sky!

Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.