What did the coffee shop owner's wife say when she discovered he wasn't using Free Trade beans?

That's grounds for divorce!

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

When the Little Mermaid became human how did she know how to use a toilet?

BIG-TIME plot hole in my opinion

How does Kylo Ren talk on the phone in his helmet?

He uses a hans free device

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

What's the major cause of divorce?

Once is not enough.

What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

Discover Jokes More Discover Jokes

What age were pigs discovered in?

The Saus Age.

Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away?

Discover.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

Because you can't bury them in trees!

What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?

The ground!