Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

Because you can't bury them in trees!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did the dog say when he chased his tail?

This is the end.

What do you get if you play a C&amp?

W song backwards? Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

Why is it illegal for a man living in North Carolina to be buried in South Carolina?

Because he's alive.

Why do you want to be buried at sea?

Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did the one tree say to the other tree?

I'd best be leafing.

Why shouldn't anybody help cats down a tree?

Because they're stuck up

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

How much does a truck full of bones weigh?

A skeleTon

Why was the skeleton using the Internet?

To bone up on his schoolwork.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What do you call the spot on the ground just bellow the red keep?

King's Landing

Why didn't the electron leave it's house?

Because it was grounded.