Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

Because you can't bury them in trees!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog that can find something that's not there?

A Labracadabrador

What is worse than a dog howling at the moon?

Two dogs howling at the moon.

Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

Where do you want to be buried?

Me: You mean after I die, right

Why do they bury Germans 20 meters underground?

Because deep down they are really nice.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What is the fastest way to get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

A. Wave at her.

What did the beaver say to the tree?

It's been nice gnawing you.

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

How much do all the bones in the human body weigh?

A Skele-Ton. Thanks, I'll see my way out.

What do you call a bone that disrespects God?

A Blasfemur

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Who reached the ground first?

Noone cares.

Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground?

It didn't have any pickups