Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

Because you can't bury them in trees!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog with short legs and steel balls?

Sparky

What does the aardvark call his dog?

Aard-bark!

Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

Why is it illegal for a person living in Virginia to be buried in Texas?

Because they're still alive.

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

Because you can't bury them in the sky!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

When does a tree want less?

When it's sycamore.

What do you call a tree if you don't know what kind of tree it is?

It's a mystery.

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

What do you call it when George Thorogood farts on a throne?

Air to the bone

Why was the paleontologist angry?

Because he had a bone to pick.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Why did the tree keep getting grounded?

Because it was s knotty pine!

Where does biggest potato grow?

Under the ground.