Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

Because you can't bury them in trees!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies?

Should we walk home or take a dog

What did one dog say to the other dog?

I like "Hot Dogs".

Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

Why do they bury Germans 20 meters underground?

Because deep down they are really nice.

Why did they bury the Scottish man on the West side of the hill?

Because he was dead

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why are branches attached to trees?

Because they stick

Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?

The Germans like shade

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

What did the emu say to the nurse?

Mend her bones or walk the plank

What does a skeleton use to carry his bones?

A CART-ilage

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

How did the blind skydiver know he was about to hit the ground?

He felt the slack in his dog's leash.

What did the ground say to the earthquake?

It's your fault!