What does a skeleton use to carry his bones?

A CART-ilage

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Why does SnoopDogg always carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

For drizzle.

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What did it mean when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

What do you call a dog who digs for bones?

A Bark-aeologist