What does a skeleton use to carry his bones?

A CART-ilage

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Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb?

None: Leos are so enthusiastic they carry their own light.

Why do people carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas cant walk.

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

Why did the monkey put a bone in his mouth?

He wanted to smoke a joint!

What do you call a bone that disrespects God?

A Blasfemur