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What does a skeleton use to carry his bones?

A CART-ilage

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Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why did the number of parking tickets spike after Persephone was carried off to the underworld?

Because Demeter stopped working.

Why do businessmen carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk.

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

What do giants and strippers have in common?

They both grind on bones to make their bread.

How would you describe a joke about bones?

Humerus.97