What does a skeleton use to carry his bones?

A CART-ilage

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What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?

Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

When it's raining cats and dogs!

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What's a dogs favorite TV show?

Bones.

How would you describe a joke about bones?

Humerus.97