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What does a skeleton use to carry his bones?

A CART-ilage

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Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why is the iPhone 6 the coolest smart phone around?

Carry it around in your pocket for a while and it'll be on every selfie you take.

Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

What's an archaeologist's favorite verb?

Bone.

What did the scientists say when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.