What does a skeleton use to carry his bones?

A CART-ilage

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Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s?

He puts down the three and carries the one.

Why do businessmen carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk.

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What do you call a dog who digs for bones?

A Bark-aeologist

How would you describe a joke about bones?

Humerus.97