What does a skeleton use to carry his bones?

A CART-ilage

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What is WRONG with you?

Me: *slowly counting on fingers* let's see... ok... carry the 1... um... That would be everything

Why do buzzards prefer to fly?

Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.

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What do you call a Canadian fish with no bones?

Phil, eh?

What did the emu say to the nurse?

Mend her bones or walk the plank