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What did the scientists say when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

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What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

What would you find on a German fire truck?

Ladder-hosen

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What has four legs and goes 'Boo'?

A cow with a cold.

What do you do if a cow is in the middle of the road you're driving on?

Steer clear

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Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only

What do you call a pickle sandwich that's a scientist?

Dill Rye

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What do you call a terrorist on the moon?

A problem. What do you call when 3 terrorists are on the moon? A problem. What do you call when all the terrorists are on the moon? A solution.

How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

Who's there! Bones! Bones who?

Bones upon a time...!

What do you call a dog who digs for bones?

A Bark-aeologist