What happens when you find bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

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It's Bill Withers.

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It was given two consecutive sentences.

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You look at your X and try to find out Y

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Tri-tip.

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Dadjoke) MOOOOOsic.

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If it's waning you'll get weally weally wet.

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What did one archeologist say to the other archeologist when he screwed up?

I've got a bone to pick with you

What did it mean when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.