What happens when you find bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

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What happened to the German man's luggage?

It was Lufthansa plane

What happens when the smog/fog/smoke over Los Angeles lifts?

You see L.A.

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What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

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What US state has the most cows?

Moosouri!

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef!

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Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!

What holds the moon up?

Moonbeams.

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Why was the paleontologist angry?

Because he had a bone to pick.

What do giants and strippers have in common?

They both grind on bones to make their bread.