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What happens when you find bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What does a weed addict day when something miraculous happens?

Dank god

What happened to the Arm &amp?

Hammer Deodorant car?

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What do you find up a clean nose?

Finger-prints.

Where can you always find money?

In the dictionary.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

What did the cow wear to the football game?

A Jersey.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why don't they have a concert on the moon?

No atmosphere

What do you call a Cow on the moon?

A Moo - nwalker

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

Why did the monkey put a bone in his mouth?

He wanted to smoke a joint!

What do you call a Canadian fish with no bones?

Phil, eh?