What kind of music do cows listen to?

Dadjoke) MOOOOOsic.

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Why does Karl Marx's toilet play music every time you flush it?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

What type of music does the Easter Bunny listen to?

Hip-Hop!

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What kind of beer does a cow brew?

Heifer-weizen.

Why did the cow win a Nobel Prize?

Because he was out standing in his field.

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What song does Freddy Krueger listen to when he gets a manicure?

I got Kniiiiiives on it! that inspired the joke.

What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Sleigh-er

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What kind of cats lay around the house?

Car-pets!

What kind of soap do you use to clean a dirty joke?

Bawdy wash.