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What kind of music do cows listen to?

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Why does Karl Marx's toilet play music every time you flush it?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

What file does a Knight store his music on?

A **MIDI**-val file.

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What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence?

An udder disaster.

Why did the cows return to the marijuana farm?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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What do cats listen to during their free time?

They listen to podcats.

What type of music does the Easter Bunny listen to?

Hip-Hop!

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What kind of fish has two knees?

A tunee fish.

What kind of church does a triangle attend?

Anglican.