Why did the pharaoh retire?

Because he did not want to be part of a pyramid scheme

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What do you want for Christmas?

Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend

What did the rich bald man want before he died?

Heairs.

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How did the Egyptian go broke?

He got caught up in a pyramid scheme.

Why did the pharaoh retire?

Because he did not want to be part of a pyramid scheme