Why did the pharaoh retire?

Because he did not want to be part of a pyramid scheme

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What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly?

The Millenial Falcon.

What do I want to do to your body?

I don't know. Identify it, I guess.

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What did Pythagoras say about the pyramid scheme?

He just couldn't find the guys angle!

Why did the pharaoh retire?

Because he did not want to be part of a pyramid scheme