Why did the pharaoh retire?

Because he did not want to be part of a pyramid scheme

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Why didn't Count Dracula get married?

He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.

What department do you not want to end up at in a corporation run by cannibals?

Human Resources.

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How did the Egyptian go broke?

He got caught up in a pyramid scheme.

What did Pythagoras say about the pyramid scheme?

He just couldn't find the guys angle!