What department do you not want to end up at in a corporation run by cannibals?

Human Resources.

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Whose mother likes rap music?

Yo Momma! My eight-year-old daughter wants to see how many upvotes she can get. Ten-year old brother is interested in downvotes.

Why did the burgler take a bath?

He wanted to have a 'clean getaway'.

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What do you call someone who walks into a building full of people?

A cannibal.

What do cannibals call family members they love?

Bae-Kin

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Why are art contests so disappointing?

They always end in a draw

How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

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Why can't anything be easy?

I moaned as my real-time handheld connection to all the world's information briefly ran slower than usual.

How long did it take for the police to catch the man running in his underwear?

It was a brief chase...

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What department do you not want to end up at in a corporation run by cannibals?

Human Resources.

Where do you get a dog license?

At the DMV (Department of Mutt Verification)