What department do you not want to end up at in a corporation run by cannibals?

Human Resources.

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Why don't bananas snore?

Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

Why do men die before their wives?

Because we want to!

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What did the cannibals do with the midget?

Put another shrimp on the barbie.

What did the cannibal say to his victim before they went for a long walk?

You're gonna be pooped after this.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What's the fastest way to end an Iraqi bingo game?

Call B52

What don't you ever wanna call a black person that begins with the letter n. And ends with the letter r?

Neighbor

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Dam.

Whats the longest running Canadian joke?

Terry Fox

Department Jokes More Department Jokes

Where do you get a dog license?

At the DMV (Department of Mutt Verification)

What department do you not want to end up at in a corporation run by cannibals?

Human Resources.