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What department do you not want to end up at in a corporation run by cannibals?

Human Resources.

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What kind of body do you want to have?

ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human

What did the slave master say to his slaves when they didn't want to make shoes anymore?

Just Do It

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What did the Cannibal get when he was late to dinner?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

What do cannibals and politicians have in common?

They both enjoy handshakes.

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Why are art contests so disappointing?

They always end in a draw

What's the difference between a paddling pool and a swimming pool?

Deep ends really.

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Why do pigs run from medicine?

They hate getting cured.

What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

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Where do you get a dog license?

At the DMV (Department of Mutt Verification)

What department do you not want to end up at in a corporation run by cannibals?

Human Resources.