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What department do you not want to end up at in a corporation run by cannibals?

Human Resources.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What does a woman want more than anything in the world?

Nothing. She's fine.

How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends what you want it to change into...

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What did the cannibal have for lunch?

Baked beings (beans).

What do you call someone who walks into a building full of people?

A cannibal.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What has an R at the beginning, a T at the end, and EPOS in the middle?

Most of the jokes in this subreddit.

Who's there! Bridget! Bridget who?

Bridget the end of the world!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why do people smile in Africa?

So they won't run into each other in the dark.

How far can you run into the woods?

Halfway, any further and you're running out.

Department Jokes More Department Jokes

Where do you get a dog license?

At the DMV (Department of Mutt Verification)

What department do you not want to end up at in a corporation run by cannibals?

Human Resources.