What department do you not want to end up at in a corporation run by cannibals?

Human Resources.

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What kind of body do you want to have?

ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human

Why would anyone want to study the Earth and how it rotates?

I guess that some people just want to see the world turn

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What do you give a cannibal late for Sunday lunch?

The cold shoulder

What did the cannibal have for lunch?

Baked beings (beans).

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Why is trigonometry so hard to talk about?

You always end up going off onto tangents.

What did one end of the rope say to the other?

We were bound to get together...

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What do you call the runs in space?

The floats

Which bird ran for President?

H. Ross Parrot

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What department do you not want to end up at in a corporation run by cannibals?

Human Resources.

Where do you get a dog license?

At the DMV (Department of Mutt Verification)