What did the Gorilla say to his friend when he called him back on the phone?

You-Rang-a-Tang

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!

What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

Why are gorillas so noisy?

They were raised in a zoo!

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What did the baby sheep say to its mother on the phone?

Miss ewe!

What do you get if you cross a phone with a birthday celebration?

A party line!