What does a panda say when it's out of food?

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Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

What does a panda say when it's out of food?

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Why do Pandas have such a hard time mating in captivity?

Because all of their broads are in Atlanta

What are the two oldest animals on Earth?

The Zebra and the Panda. Because we see them in black and white.