What does a panda say when it's out of food?

Chute

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What's "saying grace?

Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave

How can you tell which Russian olympic spectators are actually KGB agents?

The ones with food.

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Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

What do you call a panda who's legs don't work?

Pandapalegic