Why did the dog run in circles?

He was a watchdog and needed winding.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a insomniac dyslexic agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!

What does a dog see in the mirror?

A chair

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

Mosqui-toes.

Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What kind of Fuel does the Iron Giant run on?

Vin Diesel!

How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

What did the pencil say to the sharpener?

Stop going in circles and get to the point.

Why do dogs run in circles?

Because it's harder to run in squares.

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

Why does it always seem like models' hair is blowing in the wind?

They have big fans.

What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas?

It was wound up already.

Watchdog Jokes More Watchdog Jokes

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog?

A terrified postman.

Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night?

Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.