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Why did the dog run in circles?

He was a watchdog and needed winding.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog with no legs and balls of steal?

Sparkie.

What do you get when you mix tea and a dogs name?

A dinosaur! Ha ha get it Tea-rex...

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How is credit like cocaine?

Everyone just needs 1 more line.

How do you know you're in a modern art museum?

If you need to ask if the bench is an art piece.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the softball team?

Because she ran away from the ball!

Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII?

She was trying to get ahead!

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

Why was the geometry teacher so dizzy?

Cause he kept going in circles...

How do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle?

Nail it's other hand to the floor.

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

Where do wind gusts go to on dates?

To Chicago

Why does it always seem like models' hair is blowing in the wind?

They have big fans.

Watchdog Jokes More Watchdog Jokes

What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber take the family silver?

Time to get a new watchdog.

What goes "Tick Tock, woof woof"?

A watchdog.