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Why did the dog run in circles?

He was a watchdog and needed winding.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How did Steve get the clues?

Blew the dog

What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What kind of bait do you need to catch a master fish?

Super Bait

What happened did someone try to break into your house?

Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call a gigantic polar bear?

Nothing you just run away!

Why can't you run through camp sites?

You can only ran because it's past tents.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

What do you call a stampede that runs in circles?

NASCOW

Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

Why does the forest stink during a storm?

Because the trees break wind.

What's the difference between the wind and a blonde?

Some days the wind doesn't blow.

Watchdog Jokes More Watchdog Jokes

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog?

A terrified postman.

What goes "Tick Tock, woof woof"?

A watchdog.