He was a watchdog and needed winding.
Put him in the front.
They both have intelligent eyes, but neither can talk properly.
Cameron film are needed to take pictures!
"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
You will get exhausted.
Because it kept running out of the pen!! My favorite joke when young.
She wasn't edgy enough!
He had a nosebleed.
Because you're breaking wind.
It was wound up already.
Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.
A terrified postman.