Why did the dog run in circles?

He was a watchdog and needed winding.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do Koreans need when they take out the dog?

Oven mitts

What does a dyslexic agnostic wonder about?

Is there a dog?

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why are men like blenders?

You need one but you're not quite sure why.

Where are you and Mom going tonight?

Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How are Americans and poles similar?

Running into one could really ruin your day.

Why did the French milkman have to hurry?

He was running lait

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

What do you call a bunch of cats sitting in a circle?

The purr-rimiter.

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

What wind is best for footballs?

Drew Brees

Why does the forest stink during a storm?

Because the trees break wind.

Watchdog Jokes More Watchdog Jokes

What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber take the family silver?

Time to get a new watchdog.

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog?

A terrified postman.