Why did the dog run in circles?

He was a watchdog and needed winding.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do all dogs get with their phones?

Collar ID

What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What's a junkie's favorite videogame?

Need for Speed.

What is the difference between Jesus and a painting?

You only need a nail to hang a painting.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What should you do if you find a witch in your bed?

Run!

Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

Why was the geometry teacher so dizzy?

Cause he kept going in circles...

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

What type of wind is named after a young deer?

Foehn

Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

Watchdog Jokes More Watchdog Jokes

Which dog can tell time?

A watchdog.

What do you call a dog wearing a watch?

You would call it a dog. A dog wearing a watch is not a watchdog.