Why did the dog run in circles?

He was a watchdog and needed winding.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How did Pavlov keep his dogs so fluffy?

He used conditioner on them.

What did the boy say when his dog died?

I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What is an independent variable?

Student: A variable who don't need no man

What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

One requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why is learning English confusing when you're camping?

Because running is past tents.

How do you get a Criminal to stop running?

Play the national anthem

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

Why do dogs run in circles?

Because its hard to run in squares!

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night?

Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.

Why do windbreakers smell bad?

Because all they do is break wind.

Watchdog Jokes More Watchdog Jokes

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog?

A terrified postman.

What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber take the family silver?

Time to get a new watchdog.