Why do dogs run in circles?

Because its hard to run in squares!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do a telephone and a dog have in common?

They both have collar ID.

Why are there so many dogs at the pound?

Because no one wants them.

Hard Jokes More Hard Jokes

Why do dogs run in circles?

Because its hard to run in squares!

What is the hardest part of a vegetable?

The wheelchair. sorry

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What does a retired Olympic sprinter have in common with Bernie Sanders?

He quit running.

Why can you RAN in a campsite, but never RUN in a campsite?

Because it's always past-tents.

Square Jokes More Square Jokes

Why are manholes round?

They figured three squares was enough for the sewers to handle.

What did the square say to the triangle?

You're outta line!

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

What do you call a stampede that runs in circles?

NASCOW

How do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle?

Nail it's other hand to the floor.