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Why do dogs run in circles?

Because it's harder to run in squares.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call the doctor for dogs?

Dogtor

Why did the dog die?

It had Barkinsons

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why was Luke Skywalker late?

He didn't run, ewok-ed.

What said a person who got run over by a car?

I'm tired".

Square Jokes More Square Jokes

What did the square say to the root?

Radical

What did the square of cloth identify as on tumblr?

Nap-kin

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

Why did the guy not draw a circle?

Because there was no point.

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.