Why do dogs run in circles?

Because its hard to run in squares!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What is worse than raining cats and dogs?

Raining elephants!

What do you get if you play a country music song backwards?

You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...

Hard Jokes More Hard Jokes

What's the hardest part about making a manicure joke?

You really have to nail it

What's the hardest part of cooking vegetables?

Their wheelchairs

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What happened when the coke bottle was run over by the steamroller?

He was soda pressed.

Why did Cinderella get kicked off for the soccer team?

She kept running from the ball.

Square Jokes More Square Jokes

What is Pi squared?

Pop-tart.

Why didn't the waffle go to the pancake party?

He was a square.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

What is black and white and red all over, and spins in circles?

A nun who has a spear in her, going through a vevolving door.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.