Why do dogs run in circles?

Because its hard to run in squares!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why are you showing me photos?

I'm a dog.

What did the dog say before he died?

Well I'll be dog-gone.

Hard Jokes More Hard Jokes

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It only takes two mice to screw in a light bulb. The hard part is getting them in there.

What do you have on?

The man says, "I have a hard on but I didn't know you could smell it."

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why does a Canadian with a stutter never run low on batteries?

He always has plenty of double "eh"s, triple "eh"s...

What was Hamlet screaming when running around a circle?

2(pi)r or not 2(pi)r....(snicker)

Square Jokes More Square Jokes

What is the difference between a parrot saying "E equals M C squared" and most people saying it?

Nothing.

What did the square say to the blob?

You're out of shape.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

Why are circles so knowledgeable?

Because they have three hundred and sixty degrees.