What did the square say to the triangle?

You're outta line!

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Why are manholes round?

They figured three squares was enough for the sewers to handle.

Why did the Pentagon change it's name to the square?

Because they were cutting corners.

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How do you climb a triangle?

By scalene it

What did the triangle need to do before he could get a loan?

He needed somebody to cosine.