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What is the hardest part of a vegetable?

The wheelchair. sorry

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What is the hardest part about sleeping with twenty one year olds?

There is twenty of them

What's the hardest part of golf for asians?

Driving

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What did Dahmer do when he finished his vegetables?

He threw away their wheelchairs!

What do you get when you cross the world's most famous skater with the world's best physicist?

A video game so realistic, when you screw up you have to play in a wheelchair.

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Why does Neville Longbottom like herbology so much?

Because his parents are vegetables.

What vegetable likes to party?

A turn-up