What is the hardest part of a vegetable?

The wheelchair. sorry

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What's the hardest part about being a Vegan who does Crossfit and owns a Rescue dog?

Deciding which to tell people first.

What's the hardest part of cooking vegetables?

Their wheelchairs

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?

Virgin mobile.

What's the hardest part of washing a vegetable?

Putting them back in the wheelchair

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What did Dahmer do when he finished his vegetables?

He threw away their wheelchairs!

What do vegetable do when they got robbed?

They dont.