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Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet?

Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!

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What is the difference?

What its the difference between a quarter and a guy? Neither gets had when you want tail

Why did the man sleep under the tractor?

Because he wanted to wake up oily.

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Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet?

Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!

Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

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What did they say about the guy who woke up and jerked off on his alarm clock every day?

He always came on time.

What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock?

Catsup!