Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet?

Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!

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Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

Why do men, on average, die before women?

Because they want to.

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Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet?

Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!

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What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock?

Catsup!

What's a glow worms favourite song?

Wake me up before you glow glow!