Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet?

Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!

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Why does my computer always ask me if I'm "sure" about stuff?

Yes, I want to delete my hard drive.

Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar?

He wanted sweet and sour pork!

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Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy?

In case you wake the sleeping pills!

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What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock?

Catsup!

What did the seven dwarves say when Snow White finally woke up?

Well, it looks like its back to jerking off.