Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet?

Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!

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Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

What did the toaster say to the bread?

I want you inside me.

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Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet?

Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!

Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

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What's a glow worms favourite song?

Wake me up before you glow glow!

What did the dead blues musician sing?

Didn't wake up this morning...