Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet?

Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!

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Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couples fight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

Why did the hipster complain about winter in July?

He wanted to do it before it was cool.

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Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy?

In case you wake the sleeping pills!

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How do you wake up a loafer?

With a shoe horn.

Why do I always seem to start my day backwards?

I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake