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Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet?

Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!

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What's the difference between a man and a woman?

A woman wants a man who can satisfy all her needs. A man wants all women who can satisfy his needs.

What does a spider want to be when he grows up?

This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer.

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Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy?

In case you wake the sleeping pills!

Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

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What's the first thing a Navy wife does when she wakes up in the morning?

She puts her clothes back on and goes home.

How is that a problem?

The man says, "I don't wake up until 10:30."