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Why don't X and Z get along with Y?

Because Y so serious

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X Jokes More X Jokes

Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)

Why does Mike Tyson refuse to buy playstation?

Because he is an x-boxer

Z Jokes More Z Jokes

Why is "Z" afraid of all of the other letters?

Because they're Not-Z's ()

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

Y Jokes More Y Jokes

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

What is the 25th letter of the alphabet?

The son answers, "Y." "Because I want to know!"