Z Jokes

Why don't X and Z get along with Y?

Because Y so serious

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What's the best part about Dragon Ball Z?

Find out in the next episode of Dragon! Ball! Z!

Why are X and Y fascist letters?

Because they're not Z's!

Why can't Z generationers swim?

Their phones would get wet.

What did N say to Z?

Stand up!

What's the most racist letter of the alphabet?

Not Z.

Why is "Z" afraid of all of the other letters?

Because they're Not-Z's ()

What do you call a nosy hot pepper?

Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)

What do you get if you cross Doc Brown and Jay-Z?

1.21 JiggaWhats

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

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What does the beginning of the German alphabet start with?

Not Z.

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Why do meth heads love Halloween?

Three sleeps 'till Christmas!

Why does a blonde woman close her eyes in front of the mirror?

To see how she looks like when sleeping.

Dragon Ball Z Character Jokes More Dragon Ball Z Character Jokes

How many dragon Ball z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, but it'll take at least 6 episodes!

How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But it takes 20 episodes

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

What do you call a storm that's raining cats and dogs?

A furrycanine

Y Jokes More Y Jokes

How do you spell candy with two letters?

C and Y

What do boys and algebra have in common?

They are both trying to find their X and they don't know Y.

L. Jokes More L. Jokes

Who's the most unpopular person at the Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch football match?

The person who shouted "Give me an L!"

Why is it "canceled" in America, but "cancelled" in England?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

Dragon Ball Z Jokes More Dragon Ball Z Jokes

How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But it takes five episodes.

How many Super Saiyans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Norwegians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

7

How many philosophers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It depends on the definition of lightbulb.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One because his knee grows.

How many Soviets does it take to change a light bulb?

None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!