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Z Jokes

Why don't X and Z get along with Y?

Because Y so serious

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What's the best part about Dragon Ball Z?

Find out in the next episode of Dragon! Ball! Z!

Why are X and Y fascist letters?

Because they're not Z's!

Why can't Z generationers swim?

Their phones would get wet.

What did N say to Z?

Stand up!

What's the most racist letter of the alphabet?

Not Z.

Why is "Z" afraid of all of the other letters?

Because they're Not-Z's ()

What do you call a nosy hot pepper?

Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)

What do you get if you cross Doc Brown and Jay-Z?

1.21 JiggaWhats

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

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What does the beginning of the German alphabet start with?

Not Z.

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What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?

Time to get it fixed.

Who says time travel doesn't exist and we can't go back in time?

America just did.

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How do fallopian tubes like there eggs in the morning?

Ovary-sy

What's the difference between me and an egg?

An egg gets laid.

Ovary Z Jokes More Ovary Z Jokes

How does a fallopian tube take its eggs?

Ovaries Z)

How do feminists like their eggs cooked?

Ovary-Z

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

How does Dracula keep fit?

He plays batminton.

What do you call a physicist who makes lets play videos?

Quarkiplier

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many out of date redditers does it take to change a light bulb?

OVER 9000

How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. The light bulb you remove and the light bulb you replace it with.

Dragonball Z Character Jokes More Dragonball Z Character Jokes

How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Find out next time, on Dragonball Z!

How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Find out next time, on Dragonball Z!!!

X Jokes More X Jokes

What do you call transgender superheroes?

X-Men.

What begins with an "s", ends with a "x" and leaves a guy blown away?

Semtex.

Link Jokes More Link Jokes

What's a linking verb's favorite genre of music?

Are &amp Be

How do dating sites in Alabama save money?

They link to Ancestry.com