Z Jokes

Why don't X and Z get along with Y?

Because Y so serious

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What's the best part about Dragon Ball Z?

Find out in the next episode of Dragon! Ball! Z!

Why are X and Y fascist letters?

Because they're not Z's!

Why can't Z generationers swim?

Their phones would get wet.

What did N say to Z?

Stand up!

What do you call a nosy hot pepper?

Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)

What do you get if you cross Doc Brown and Jay-Z?

1.21 JiggaWhats

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

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Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What happens when geese land in a volcano?

They cook their own gooses!

Why could the chef not cook a tree branch?

Because he used a non-stick pan.

Link Jokes More Link Jokes

What's a linking verb's favorite genre of music?

Are &amp Be

Which hotel does Link use when he goes on vacation?

The HYAT

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Not sure, first they have to figure out which way to spin it.

How many Nickelback fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Trick question! There's no such thing as Nickelback fans. (I will be hated by few)

Dragon Ball Z Jokes More Dragon Ball Z Jokes

How many Super Sayains does it take to change a light bulb?

Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!

Who's there? Dragon Ball Z. Dragon Ball Z Who?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGON BALL Z

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why does Marx's toilet play a sonata when flushed?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

What do you call it when you play Nintendo games because you have nothing better to do?

Ennwii

Height Jokes More Height Jokes

What is the volume of pizza?

Pizza of course! If z = radius of the pizza and a = the height then * radius2 * height = Pi * z * z * a = Pizza.

Why do Apes like tall buildings?

They want to climb the heights of the business world!

Lawn Jokes More Lawn Jokes

How do you keep the St. Louis Rams off of your lawn?

Paint an endzone on it.

What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn?

A Moles Royce.