Z Jokes

Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)

What do you get if you cross Doc Brown and Jay-Z?

1.21 JiggaWhats

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

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What does the beginning of the German alphabet start with?

Not Z.

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Height Jokes More Height Jokes

Why did the the acrophobe pothead start screaming?

She's afraid of heights.

What do you call a bird that's afraid of heights?

A chicken

Link Jokes More Link Jokes

How did Link win the basketball game for his team?

He used the Hookshot!

Why does Neville Longbottom like herbology so much?

Because his parents are vegetables.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

What's long and hard and screws people?

An exam.

How many virgins does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But he will pull it back out and stick it back in again just to make sure hes got the right hole.

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

How many redditors does it take to send a letter?

Three. One to post it, and two to repost it.

What 8-letter word has one letter in it?

Envelope.

Episode Jokes More Episode Jokes

What do you say when an episode of explosive diarrhoea turns into a round of smooth poop?

What a wondrous *turd* of events.

What do you call the sequel to Straight Outta Compton about Dr Dre and Snoop Dogg?

The Next Episode

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many dancers does it take to change a lightbulb?

5,6,7,8

How does Dallas Cowboys fans change a lightbulb?

They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.

Volume Jokes More Volume Jokes

What is the volume of pizza?

Pizza of course! If z = radius of the pizza and a = the height then * radius2 * height = Pi * z * z * a = Pizza.

What's the best way to get your guitar player to turn down the volume?

Give him the sheet music.

Storm Jokes More Storm Jokes

Why does the forest stink during a storm?

Because the trees break wind.

What is the rain's favorite medieval reenactment?

Storming a castle.