Z Jokes

Why don't X and Z get along with Y?

Because Y so serious

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What's the best part about Dragon Ball Z?

Find out in the next episode of Dragon! Ball! Z!

Why are X and Y fascist letters?

Because they're not Z's!

Why can't Z generationers swim?

Their phones would get wet.

What did N say to Z?

Stand up!

What do you call a nosy hot pepper?

Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)

What do you get if you cross Doc Brown and Jay-Z?

1.21 JiggaWhats

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

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Dragon Jokes More Dragon Jokes

What do you call a parsnip riding a dragon?

A parsnip.

What was it called when the dragon from The Hobbit was thrown out a window?

The Defenestration of Smaug.

Volume Jokes More Volume Jokes

Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

What is the volume of a disk with radius z and height a?

Pi * z * z * a

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

What two letters do you say when you answer the phone?

What's a pirate's most favorite letter?

A letter of marque(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Letterofmarque).

Thickness Jokes More Thickness Jokes

What is the volume of a pizza of thickness A and radius Z?

PI Z Z A

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why don't people raid dodo nests anymore?

Because their eggs stinked!

Why are eggs so good at humor?

Because they have running yolks.

Dragonball Z Character Jokes More Dragonball Z Character Jokes

How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

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How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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Super Saiyan Jokes More Super Saiyan Jokes

What does a Super Saiyan always put on his sandwich?

Ka-Mayomayo

How many super saiyans does it take to change a light bulb?

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you call a wife that knows where her husband is at all time?

A widow

What did one calculator say to the other when it was time for it to leave?

Aight I'll calcu-lata