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What did one calculator say to the other when it was time for it to leave?

Aight I'll calcu-lata

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Why was the women unable to leave the boutique?

She couldn't find the Dior

What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

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What time of day was Adam born?

Just a little before Eve

What time is it when the elephant sits on the fence?

Time to get a new fence...

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What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

What snake do get when cross a calculator with a steam engine?

A puff-adder