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What did one calculator say to the other when it was time for it to leave?

Aight I'll calcu-lata

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Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?

In the croakroom!

What does Joe Biden say as he is leaving his house?

Biden

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you do with the time saved?

Me: *tying my dogs shoes* Sorry, what

What do my toaster and I have in common?

We both like to be in the same bathtub at the same time.

Calculator Jokes More Calculator Jokes

How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher?

Calculator!

What do you call someone who is always disagreeing with their calculator?

A chronic math debater