What did one calculator say to the other when it was time for it to leave?

Aight I'll calcu-lata

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How many dead bodies do I have to leave on the porch before they acknowledge me?

Cats

What sock do you put on last?

The one that's left.

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What are your best "If I had for every time..." jokes?

Two of my favorites are:

What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?

When the power goes off.

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How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher?

Calculator!

Why did Mike Tyson bring his calculator to church?

He was invited to thunday math.