What did one calculator say to the other when it was time for it to leave?

Aight I'll calcu-lata

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What football position did the forever alone play?

Left Out

What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house?

Nah, I'm-a stay.

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How many members of the coalition does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time."

What do frogs say?

Times fun when you're having flies

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How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher?

Calculator!

What snake do get when cross a calculator with a steam engine?

A puff-adder