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What is Spiderman's favourite brand of rice?

Uncle Ben's

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What is both a short shopping list, and a potential Chinese luxury automobile?

Rolls * Rice

What does Asian Matthew McConaughey want for dinner?

All rice, all rice, all rice

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Why doesn't Spiderman like rice?

It reminds him of Uncle Ben.

What does Spiderman do when he's not fighting crime?

Web Development.

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What's Spider-Man's least favourite rice brand?

Uncle Ben's...

What is Spiderman's favourite brand of rice?

Uncle Ben's