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What is Spiderman's favourite brand of rice?

Uncle Ben's

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What's the difference between a musician and a bag of rice?

The bag of rice can feed a family of four.

What do you call an Asian Terrorist group?

Rice-is

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What is Spiderman's perfect job?

A web designer.

Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!

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Why doesn't Spiderman like rice?

It reminds him of Uncle Ben.

What's Spider-Man's least favourite rice brand?

Uncle Ben's...