Rice Jokes

What is Spiderman's favourite brand of rice?

Uncle Ben's

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What is the healthiest college?

Rice

Why doesn't Spiderman like rice?

It reminds him of Uncle Ben.

Why did the Chicken cross road?

With rice.

How do you scare a man?

Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

What's the difference between a musician and a bag of rice?

The bag of rice can feed a family of four.

What did the getaway driver do after his accomplice, Rice, robbed the bank?

Pilaf.

What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out

What does Supertramp do after buying rice?

They take the long-grain home.

What's the emergency?

How long before the rice is ready

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It reminds him of Uncle Ben.

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