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Why don't people get married in North Korea?

Well, all marriages are legal in North Korea, but no one has them because there's no rice to throw.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

How did people charge their phones before electricity?

They didn't...!

Who do people hate and love but is really hot and goes to beach everyday?

Sun of a beach

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How did they manage to smoke?

They threw a cigarette overboard, and made the boat a cigarette lighter

What did the libertarian shirt say when it was thrown into the washing machine?

AM I BEING DE-STAINED?!

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Why couldn't Stevie Wonder see his friends?

Because he was married.

Why did the psych ward escapee never get married?

He had a fear of commitment

Marriage Jokes More Marriage Jokes

What are the three rings of marriage?

The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.

Why were Popeye's forearms so big?

Because Olive Oyl was saving herself for marriage.

North Korea Jokes More North Korea Jokes

How can North Korea tell if it made a ship or a submarine?

By how fast it sinks.

Why doesn't North Korea's population exponentially grow?

Because they must build additional pylons.

Rice Jokes More Rice Jokes

Why don't people get married in North Korea?

Well, all marriages are legal in North Korea, but no one has them because there's no rice to throw.

What's the worst part of an NFL wedding?

Getting hit by Rice