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Why don't people get married in North Korea?

Well, all marriages are legal in North Korea, but no one has them because there's no rice to throw.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

Why do people studying engineering get to already call themselves engineers?

It is not like that anywhere else. It is not like people studying science claim that they are already scientists. Or people studying the arts say they are unemployed.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the girls fall off the swing?

Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Why did Einstein marry his cousin?

It's all relative.

How do you stop a woman giving you head?

Marry her.

Marriage Jokes More Marriage Jokes

What's the difference between a princess and a witch?

2 years of marriage.

What are the 3 rings involved in marriage?

1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering

North Korea Jokes More North Korea Jokes

What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

Why did North Korea tell South Korea not to crow about the recent agreement?

Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.

Rice Jokes More Rice Jokes

What did the little Chinese boy get for Christmas?

Rice.

What happened in China on Christmas?

The Rice-child was born.