Well, all marriages are legal in North Korea, but no one has them because there's no rice to throw.
Most people like the idea of pizza better.
Tell them Ellen Pao has stepped down as of today!
Throw it into a wood chipper.
He only sold left wings.
Because they got nun to love them
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
You may now "hiss" the bride.
After the ring, you wake up!
Because they must build additional pylons.
Kimistry
Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
Because the rice falls through the grill