Why can't Chinese Barbecue?

Because the rice falls through the grill

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What happens if an axe falls on your car?

You have an ax-i-dent (accident).

Why shouldn't you have a conversation under a tree in the fall?

There may be leavesdropping

Grill Jokes More Grill Jokes

What do you call a girl on the grill?

Patty

Why is Gordon Ramsey always so angry?

Because people get all up in his grill.

Rice Jokes More Rice Jokes

What is the healthiest college?

Rice

What is both a short shopping list, and a potential Chinese luxury automobile?

Rolls * Rice