Why shouldn't you have a conversation under a tree in the fall?

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the monkey fall of the tree?

Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? Why did the third monkey fall of the tree? Peer pressure.

What is the difference between an ounce of cocaine and an infant?

Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did the beaver say to the tree?

It's been nice gnawing you.

What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)

Conversation Jokes More Conversation Jokes

Why don't other bugs like earwigs?

Because they are always earwigging their conversations!

How can you tell if a Redditor is an extrovert?

During any conversation he's looking at YOUR shoes.