Why shouldn't you have a conversation under a tree in the fall?

There may be leavesdropping

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

When you fall in love it burns and you die, right?

Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why do elephants hide behind trees?

To trip ants.

How did the pig get out of the tree?

The swine flu (joke my dad made up a couple years back during all this)

Conversation Jokes More Conversation Jokes

What does a WoW player with tubercolosis say when he ends a conversation?

TBC

What do you call a conversation about weed?

A diskushion.