What do you get... Q. What do you get if you cross a large dinosaur with a frog?

A. A diplo-croak-us.

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What do you get if you cross teeth with candy?

Dental floss!

What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog?

A fangfurter!sna

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What's green and red and goes 100 mph?

A frog in a blender.

What did one frog say to the other frog?

Time's fun when you're having flies.

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What do accountants use for birth-control?

A. Their personalities.

Why did the jellybean go to school?

A. Because he wanted to be a smarty