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What do you get... Q. What do you get if you cross a large dinosaur with a frog?

A. A diplo-croak-us.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

I don't know but it's not rhelephant.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What happens when Frogs die playing Call of Duty?

They respawn.

What did the bunny say to the frog?

My name is Rabbit, not ribbit!!(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=CYkDxsaHlkg)

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How does Bill Gates enter his house?

A. He uses "windows".

Why can't Snape teach Herbology?

A. He can't keep the lilies alive.