What do you get... Q. What do you get if you cross a large dinosaur with a frog?

A. A diplo-croak-us.

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What do you get if you cross a snake with a hotdog?

A fangfurther.

Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get to the dark side...

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What name do you give to a frog?

Croaky voice) ROBBERT

What do you call a hapoy frog?

Hoppy

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What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?

A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.

Where do fish sleep?

In a river bed