What do you get... Q. What do you get if you cross a large dinosaur with a frog?

A. A diplo-croak-us.

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Why did the pop punk chicken cross the road?

To get out of this town.

What do you get when you cross Tom Cruise with nails?

A cruiseifixion.

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What do you call a frog that's parked illegally?

Toad.

What do you get if you cross a frog with a decathlete?

Someone who pole-vaults without a pole.

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Why is Cinderella so bad at football?

A. Because she's got a pumpkin for a coach B. Because she keeps running away from the ball

Where did Capt. Hook buy his prosthesis?

A. At a secondhand store.