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What do you get... Q. What do you get if you cross a large dinosaur with a frog?

A. A diplo-croak-us.

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What are we going to do when we see it?

She asks. "We'll cross that bridge when we get there."

What do you get if you cross a dog with a sniper rifle and a car?

A!

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What does a frog say when it washes car windows?

Rub it rub it rub it.

Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the Frog likes sweet and sour pork.

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What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

Why did the line dancer cross the dance floor?

A. To get to the other (Electric) Slide!