What do you call a German guy wearing basketball shoes?

Herr Jordan

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What does German goalkeeper Manuel Neuer call it when he takes a dump and there is nothing on the toilet paper after wiping?

A clean sheet.

How many Swiss does it take to change a light bulb?

None. We pay a German to do it.

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Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

What type of pants do Japanese people wear?

Nihon-jeans (Nihon-jin)

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What do you call a German guy wearing basketball shoes?

Herr Jordan

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What do you call a German physician who specializes in the epidermis of the scalp?

Herr Doctor.

What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

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Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?

A. The area around the Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.

Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!