What do you call a German guy wearing basketball shoes?

Herr Jordan

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What did the American WWI vet say to the angry German veteran?

Can't we just let Argonne's be Argonne's?

What do German kids play on the playground?

Guten tag!

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Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

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What's the German guy say when you kick him in teh crotch?

Oof, weinerpain!

Whats a mile long and has a thousand arms?

The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me.

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What do you call ten German men standing abreast, walking backward?

OC A receeding Herr line.

What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

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What do you call a German guy wearing basketball shoes?

Herr Jordan

Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!