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What do you call a German physician who specializes in the epidermis of the scalp?

Herr Doctor.

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What do you call a German physician who specializes in the epidermis of the scalp?

Herr Doctor.

Why is my hairline receding?

Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.