What do you call ten German men standing abreast, walking backward?

OC A receeding Herr line.

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What did the American WWI vet say to the angry German veteran?

Can't we just let Argonne's be Argonne's?

What did one German baker say to the other?

Glutentag!

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They're listening to duckstep!

3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out

They couldn't find a table.

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Fans thought his sense of humor was a little too on the dark side.

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It was out standing in its field!

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What's the difference between a fish and an elephant?

OC) You really can't tell the difference between a fish and an elephant

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I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.

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What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

What do you call a German guy wearing basketball shoes?

Herr Jordan

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What do you call ten German men standing abreast, walking backward?

OC A receeding Herr line.

Why couldn't the woman date a German man?

Because she was Klaustrophobic!