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What do you call ten German men standing abreast, walking backward?

OC A receeding Herr line.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

What's the difference between a Dutch oven and a German one?

The type of gas used.

What do you call a German who is afraid of enclosed spaces?

Klaustrophobic

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did Mick Jagger say when he walked in on Hugh Hefner in bed with Dennis Weaver?

He said "Hey Hey Hugh Hugh Get Off Of McCould"

What do The Walking Dead and the state of Wisconsin have in common?

They both have a hated governor.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

What does idk stand for?

Literally everyone I ask doesn't know.

Oc Jokes More Oc Jokes

How bad is it when a nations power crisis can only be solved by a couple of hydroelectric plants?

Two dam bad! (OC!)

Why are jerks nice sometimes?

Standard deviation of the mean (OC, as far as I know)

Herr Jokes More Herr Jokes

What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

What do you call a German guy wearing basketball shoes?

Herr Jordan

German Man Jokes More German Man Jokes

What do you call ten German men standing abreast, walking backward?

OC A receeding Herr line.

Why couldn't the woman date a German man?

Because she was Klaustrophobic!