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What do you call ten German men standing abreast, walking backward?

OC A receeding Herr line.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

What did the German with food allergies say?

Gluten Nacht

What did the German physicist use to drink his beer?

Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why are most guys like floor tile?

Because if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them from the rest of your life!

Why was the Xbox 360 named as it was?

Cos when I seen one i turnt 360 degrees and walked away Playstation for life

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What does a clever sentry on guard duty say when he wakes up to see his commanding officer standing over him?

Amen

How many yankees fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They'll just stand in the dark talking about how good the old one was.

Oc Jokes More Oc Jokes

What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

Which type of juice has the most mood swings?

Caprice Sun. OC

Herr Jokes More Herr Jokes

What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

What do you call a German physician who specializes in the epidermis of the scalp?

Herr Doctor.

German Man Jokes More German Man Jokes

What do you call ten German men standing abreast, walking backward?

OC A receeding Herr line.

Why couldn't the woman date a German man?

Because she was Klaustrophobic!