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What do you call ten German men standing abreast, walking backward?

OC A receeding Herr line.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

What do you call a German barber?

Herr Kutz (This was funnier when I was half asleep this morning)

What is a depressed German with Celiac disease unlikely to have tomorrow?

A Gluten Morgan

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the web designer do when a hot girl walked up to him and squeezed his nuts?

He AJAXulated.

What did Mick Jagger say when he walked in on Hugh Hefner in bed with Dennis Weaver?

He said "Hey Hey Hugh Hugh Get Off Of McCould"

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What does the "B" Stand for in "Benoit B. Mandelbrot"?

Benoit B. Mandelbrot.

Why did the late man stand on the clock?

He wanted to be on time.

Oc Jokes More Oc Jokes

What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

Why was the woman so attached to her Dr. Scholl's gel insert?

OC It was her sole comfort.

Herr Jokes More Herr Jokes

What do you call a German guy wearing basketball shoes?

Herr Jordan

What do you call a German physician who specializes in the epidermis of the scalp?

Herr Doctor.

German Man Jokes More German Man Jokes

What do you call ten German men standing abreast, walking backward?

OC A receeding Herr line.

Why couldn't the woman date a German man?

Because she was Klaustrophobic!