How do you tell if you're a real gangster?

Take a blud test OC

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What's the new baby hippo's name?

Hippopotamus keeper: I don't know he won't tell me.

How can you spot a vegan in a crowded lunch hall?

Don't worry, they'll tell you and every other person there!

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How did the urologist ruin his Christmas?

OC He looked inside Santa's sack.

How bad is it when a nations power crisis can only be solved by a couple of hydroelectric plants?

Two dam bad! (OC!)