Oc Jokes

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

March Madness Sale

Love

$5.99

What's a redditors worst fear?

Whats reddits favorite tv show?

The OC.

What's a redditor who makes pirate jokes' favorite letters?

It could be R and the C, but they definitely aren't OC.

How bad is it when a nations power crisis can only be solved by a couple of hydroelectric plants?

Two dam bad! (OC!)

What did Asian Jesus say before he was crucified?

OC) YORO (You only resurrect once)

Why did the English majors switch to Spanish?

OC) Too many persuasive esses.

What do you call ten German men standing abreast, walking backward?

OC A receeding Herr line.

How do you get into a Native American restaurant?

OC You make a reservation

What kind of jacket would Michael J. Fox wear if he was black?

OC A parka, son.

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

$Your Age Is Only Math$

March Madness Sale

Your Age Is Only Math

$5.99

Which type of juice has the most mood swings?

Caprice Sun. OC

Why did Hannibal invade Rome?

OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.

How many redditors it takes to change a lightbulb?

OC It only takes 1. But another 999 to repost this 100% original joke. I made this.

What do you put in an actor's drink... OC to raise the level of anticipation at the Oscars?

Expectorant(/spoiler)

What would Arnold Schwarzenegger say if you asked him his favorite holiday?

You have to love Easter, baby." (OC)

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

How do you keep your dog young for longer?

Terrible OC Keep them stored in some quality... pupperware!

Why was the woman so attached to her Dr. Scholl's gel insert?

OC It was her sole comfort.

What does a cannibal bring to a barbecue?

OC) Brats!

What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

March Madness Sale

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

$14.99 $19.99

What is the Kingsman policy on workplace relationships?

OC) Brogues before Hos

Why are jerks nice sometimes?

Standard deviation of the mean (OC, as far as I know)

What did the ascetic say when he broke his fast?

OC I think I'll go on a diet!

Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

What do you call a dairy cow who doesn't produce any milk?

OC) An utter disappointment

How did the urologist ruin his Christmas?

OC He looked inside Santa's sack.

Where do salt lovers go to pray?

OC The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)

Who was Mr Rogers' weight lifting coach?

Arnold Schwarzeneighbor (OC)

How do you know this is OC?

Its not on the front page

How does Sherlock Holmes go to the bathroom?

OC By process of elimination.

March Madness Sale

Love Card

$5.99

Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church?

Oc Because he cantaloupe.

What literary genre is Frozen?

Bildungsnowman. (OC)

What did the Navy battleship captain say to his first mate during a skirmish?

OC I think I'm feeling C6

How do you tell if you're a real gangster?

Take a blud test OC

What's the difference between a fish and an elephant?

OC) You really can't tell the difference between a fish and an elephant

Why is Karl Marx credited in so many movies?

OC) Because he wrote the Rom-Communist Manifesto.

What did Bruce Willis find in the freezer at the morgue?

OC Icy dead people!

Why doesn't Superman need a boss?

OC) He already has supervision.

What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

OC I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.

You might also enjoy:

C Jokes More C Jokes

What's the integral of 1/cabin with respect to cabin?

Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!

Why is C afraid of D?

Because DEEZ NUTS!

Spanish Jokes More Spanish Jokes

Why does the dyslexic Spanish speaker have a poor self image?

His chemistry teacher told him he was mostly made of cabron.

What do you call a little Spanish girl that searches for Redditors?

Fedora the explorer.

Dam Jokes More Dam Jokes

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

What'd the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Dam!

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

How do you stop a Lion from charging?

Have a successful dentistry practise.

How does a penman make his living?

He charges a calligra-fee of course!

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a redditor and a MOBA player?

Ask them what OP stands for.

What did N say to Z?

Stand up!

English Jokes More English Jokes

Why don't English teachers like parole?

They prefer complete sentences.

Which word is the longest in the English language?

Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

Resurrect Jokes More Resurrect Jokes

Why did Jesus take 3 days to resurrect?

He got hammered with his buddies.

What did Jesus say after he was resurrected?

Nailed it

Native American Jokes More Native American Jokes

Who is the best Native American to have around when you have a cold?

The Hanky chief (Yes this is all my own work, I thank you) No I am not a dad

What's the difference between a Native American and a white baby?

A voice.