What kind of jacket would Michael J. Fox wear if he was black?

OC A parka, son.

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Who would win in a fight, Michael J. Fox or Taylor Swift?

Michael J. Fox he would just shake it off.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes?

He uses the finest ingredients.

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What do you call a dairy cow who doesn't produce any milk?

OC) An utter disappointment

What literary genre is Frozen?

Bildungsnowman. (OC)

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What did the buffalo say when dropping off his son at college?

Bison.

What did Jose name his son?

Hose B

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Why is women's soccer so rare?

It's quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit.

Why don't Korean captains wear hats?

Because they don't know what to do with cap sizes.

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What kind of gun does a firefighter have?

A water gun.

What kinds of clothes do protons wear?

Plus sizes!

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What's the best way to make pants last?

Make the jacket first.

How does a coat steal something?

They jacket