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What kind of jacket would Michael J. Fox wear if he was black?

OC A parka, son.

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What do you do when you see Michael J. Fox in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry.

Who would win in a fight, Michael J. Fox or Taylor Swift?

Michael J. Fox he would just shake it off.

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What did the Navy battleship captain say to his first mate during a skirmish?

OC I think I'm feeling C6

What does a cannibal bring to a barbecue?

OC) Brats!

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Why do all black people go to heaven?

The Son is attracted to black

What did the dad buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?

Bison

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What did Joan Rivers say to the zombie?

Who are you wearing *

Why is it a bad idea to wear tiny shorts on a Ukranian holiday?

Chernobyl fallout.

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What kind of award did the dentist receive?

A little plaque.

What kind of magic does a love-struck giraffe practice?

Neck-romance-y.

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Where's my freaking phone?

And it answers, "I'm here! Under your jacket!"

How does a coat steal something?

They jacket