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What kind of jacket would Michael J. Fox wear if he was black?

OC A parka, son.

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What's Michael J. Fox's favorite drink?

A milkshake

Who makes the best milkshakes ever?

Michael J. Fox.

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What do you call a dairy cow who doesn't produce any milk?

OC) An utter disappointment

Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

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What has four legs and isn't alive?

Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."

Why's the couch smell like pee?

Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."

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What's your costume?

Me: I'm dressed as "A total disappointment" Friend: But you always wear that Me: Yeah.

Why don't women wear skirts in the winter?

Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich

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What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty

What kind of pizza does Lil Wayne like?

Little seizures.

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What kind of jackets do Audiophiles wear?

FLAC jackets

What kind of jacket would Michael J. Fox wear if he was black?

OC A parka, son.