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Why did Johnny Cash have the Cocaine Blues?

He ran out of cocaine.

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What do you call a computer that is running slow?

Restarted.

What has 4308 eyes, 28957 legs, and 398503 teeth?

I don't know, but if you see it, RUN!

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What are the similarities between Cocaine and Gain detergent?

With both of them you go sniff sniff hooray!

Whats the difference between a baby and a 10g of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldnt let a bag full of cocaine fall off the window

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What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant?

I've bean everywhere, ma'am!

What celebrity never payed with a cheque or credit?

Johnny Cash.