Why did Johnny Cash have the Cocaine Blues?

He ran out of cocaine.

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Whats the longest running Canadian joke?

Terry Fox

Why didn’t the orange win the race?

It ran out of juice.

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What's the difference between a four year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

Why did Johnny Cash have the Cocaine Blues?

He ran out of cocaine.

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How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

What celebrity never payed with a cheque or credit?

Johnny Cash.