What do you get when you mix a boxer and cocaine?

A punchline

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What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

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What do you get when you mix a boxer and cocaine?

A punchline

How do you tell a bad joke from a good joke?

You skip the punchline.

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Why are boxers never late to their fights?

Because they have developed very good punch quality.

What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Painter?

Mohammed Dali

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What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a baby?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.