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What do you get when you mix a boxer and cocaine?

A punchline

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What do you get when you mix a rhinoceros with an elephant?

Elephino...

What do you get when you mix olive oil, lemon juice, rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper and marijuana?

Cheech Marinade!

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What would be Jeopardy?

If this popular game show told a joke, it would put the punchline first.

How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.

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What is the only breed of dog a boxer is afraid of?

A Doberman puncher!

Why didn't the boxer cross the road?

He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line.

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Why did Johnny Cash have the Cocaine Blues?

He ran out of cocaine.

What's the difference between a four year old and a baggie of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a baggie of cocaine fall out the window.