What do you get when you mix a boxer and cocaine?

A punchline

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What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

What do you get when you mix a hippie and a yellow?

Mello Yellow

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What do you call an organized group of people waiting to get drinks?

Punchline

Why don't people tell jokes about the Reverend Jim Jones?

The punchline is too long.

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What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Painter?

Mohammed Dali

What sort of undergarments does a succinct pugilist wear?

Boxer briefs!

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How does the drug addict know the cocaine is good quality?

He just nose. All credit to my BFF

Where do you hide cocaine in orphanage?

Right under the children's noses