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What do you get when you mix a boxer and cocaine?

A punchline

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What do you get when when you mix cocaine and LSD?

Time

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

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Why are some jokes so funny?

Doctor, Doctor why are some jokes so painfully funny -It must be the punchline

What did the set-up say to the punchline?

You're nothing but a joke.

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Where r my legal briefs?

Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!

What do you call a boxer with allergies?

Muhammad Achoo

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Why couldn't the police arrest the drug dealer?

Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!