What do you get when you mix a boxer and cocaine?

A punchline

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What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

.........

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

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Why doesn't anyone tell jokes about Jonestown?

The punchline is too long.

Why aren't there more jokes about Jim Jones?

I think it's because usually the punchline is too long

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Why should you never invite a boxer to a party?

He always throws the punch.

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a boxer!

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What is the difference between a 2 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

What is the climax to a telephone receptionist who is on cocaine?

A second line