Why did the Jonestown jokes never catch on?

The punchlines were too long.

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Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre?

Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.

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Damn, I sure got some hot wings!

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Why will a blonde laugh at a joke three times?

Once when you tell it once when you tell her the punchline and once when she gets it.

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Why doesn't anyone tell jokes about Jonestown?

The punchline is too long.

Why did the Jonestown jokes never catch on?

The punchlines were too long.

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Why did the Jonestown jokes never catch on?

The punchlines were too long.

What's the worst thing about Jonestown jokes?

The punch line.