Why doesn't anyone tell jokes about Jonestown?

The punchline is too long.

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Why is today John Philip Sousa Day?

Because he told everyone to march fourth.

How can you tell a chemist from a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce "unionized".

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What's long, hard and bendable and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Your spine.

What's the worst thing you can do when posting a joke?

Accidentally hit submit before you

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What's the joke where the punchline is 'thats the punch-line'?

This is no joke.

How about a game?

You provide a random set up and we provide the punchline (PTP). Most upvoted wins imaginary internet points.

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Why are there no joke about Jonestown?

The punchlines are too long.

What's the worst thing about Jonestown jokes?

The punch line.