The punchlines are too long.
Because 7 8 9 A.
How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? Ten tickles. How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? Ten tickles.
You provide a random set up and we provide the punchline (PTP). Most upvoted wins imaginary internet points.
The punchline is too long.
The punch lines were too long in Jonestown.
The punchline