The punchlines were too long.
The punchline
The punch line.
The punchline is too long.
Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)
They were both cooked by a guy named "Dave".
With a DustBuster.
When you ask them "2+2 is?":
There's twenty of them.
Because he never left the pub.
A pebble caught between the wrinkle of a flea's ball.
Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.
Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)
The punch lines.
Leave a plunger in the toilet!
This is no joke.
