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What's the difference between a Volvo and a Mercedes?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Volvo

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What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

What's the difference between Brazil and Oscar Pistorious?

Oscar Pistorious has a better defence and more shots on Target

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Why was the tired criminal delighted when he was caught by the police?

Because he needed *arrest*!!!

What do you say when trying to catch the elevator?

Hodor! Hodor!

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What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?

The Wall was both their last big hit.

What's the difference between a Volvo and a Mercedes?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Volvo

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What did Mike Meyers say to Eddie Murphy after Eddie bought him a brand new Mercedes?

DANKE!

What's the difference between a Volvo and a Mercedes?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Volvo