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What's the difference between a Volvo and a Mercedes?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Volvo

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What's the difference between a fox and a pig?

About six drinks

Whats the difference between dawn and dusk?

D(sun)/dt *facepalm*

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What kind of bait do you need to catch a master fish?

Super Bait

What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.

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What do Princess Diana and Pink Floyd have in common?

Their last big hits were The Wall.

How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

Why did the rich guy crash his car?

He wanted to see how the Mercedes bends