What's the difference between a Volvo and a Mercedes?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Volvo

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What's the difference between a doctor and God?

God doesn't walk around thinking he's a doctor.

Whats the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machince, it doesnt follow me around

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Why aren't Mexicans ever indecisive?

Because if they're on the fence too long they get caught.

What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit?

Unique up on him

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Whats the difference between Pink Floyd and Princess Diana?

Nothing, their last big hit was the wall.

What does a Ferrari and poverty have in common?

Princess Diana can't stop either

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Why did the rich guy crash his car?

He wanted to see how the Mercedes bends

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.