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What's the difference between a Volvo and a Mercedes?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Volvo

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What's the difference between a communist and a feminist?

The communist wants equality

What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?

A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.

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What did the atheist fisherman say when asked about his catch?

There is no cod

Why couldn't anyone catch the hippie?

He was way to high, man.

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What do Princess Diana and Pink Floyd have in common?

Their last big hits were The Wall.

Why didn't Princess Diana have very many friends on Xbox Live?

All she does is stay on the dashboard.

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Why did the rich guy crash his car?

He wanted to see how the Mercedes bends

What did Mike Meyers say to Eddie Murphy after Eddie bought him a brand new Mercedes?

DANKE!