What's the difference between a Volvo and a Mercedes?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Volvo

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What is the difference between 9/11 and landscaping?

Landscaping is an outside job.

What's the difference between a married man and a bachelor?

A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!

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How is prison like quidditch?

The game ends when they catch the snitch

Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles?

So he could break out.

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Why didn't Princess Diana have very many friends on Xbox Live?

All she does is stay on the dashboard.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?

Tiger Woods had a better driver!

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What's the common thing between Mercedes and iphone 6?

Mercedes Benz...

Whats the difference between a guy who has a new Mercedes and a guy who has an old Mercedes?

The guy who has a new Mercedes is rich. The guy who has an old Mercedes has been rich for a longer time.