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Why didn't Princess Diana have very many friends on Xbox Live?

All she does is stay on the dashboard.

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What's green and says "hey I'm a frog"?

A talking frog! Stolen from "Friends" still hilarious.

Whenever I meet a Jim I ask, "is that short for Jimberly?

And I have few friends in real life.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

How do churches stay so strong?

They pray on the weak.

What travels around the world but stays in one corner?

A stamp.

Princess Diana Jokes More Princess Diana Jokes

What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?

The Wall was both their last big hit.

What does a Ferrari and poverty have in common?

Princess Diana can't stop either

Dashboard Jokes More Dashboard Jokes

How do they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders on the dashboard.

What shampoo did Paul Walker use?

Head and shoulders, they were on the dashboard