Why didn't Princess Diana have very many friends on Xbox Live?

All she does is stay on the dashboard.

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What kind of music does an inspired Latin fish listen to?

Carp E.D.M. Credit to my friend for this one.

Why couldn't Billy the Jet go flying with his friends?

Because he was grounded.

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What do you call a dyslexic insomniac philosopher?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

Why will you never see a stag on the internet?

They like to stay anony-moose

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Why didn't Superman rescue Princess Diana?

Because he was in a wheelchair.

What's the difference between a Volvo and a Mercedes?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Volvo

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How do they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders on the dashboard.

How do you know Princess Diana had dandruff?

Because her head and shoulders were on the dashboard.