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Why didn't Princess Diana have very many friends on Xbox Live?

All she does is stay on the dashboard.

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What did Caesar say when he ran into his friend at a music lesson?

Etude, Brute?

What did the couch surfing, yoga junkie say when his friend asked him to leave?

Namaste.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

Why is the bicycle unable to stay up?

Because it is two-tired!!!!

What's Irish and stays on your back porch all year?

Patty O'Furniture

Princess Diana Jokes More Princess Diana Jokes

What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?

The Wall was both their last big hit.

What's the difference between Pink Floyd and Princess Diana?

Pink Floyd kept going after the wall.

Dashboard Jokes More Dashboard Jokes

Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards?

A. So they can park in handicapped zones.

What shampoo did Paul Walker use?

Head and shoulders, they were on the dashboard