Why didn't Princess Diana have very many friends on Xbox Live?

All she does is stay on the dashboard.

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What will it be for you, my friend?

The vendor asks. "Make me one with everything"

Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on the new Top Gear?

It doesn't make sense, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do with most of his time?

Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.

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What's the difference between Princess Diana and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods has a better driver

Why didn't Superman rescue Princess Diana?

Because he was in a wheelchair.

Dashboard Jokes More Dashboard Jokes

How do you know Princess Diana had dandruff?

Because her head and shoulders were on the dashboard.

How do they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders on the dashboard.