Why didn't Princess Diana have very many friends on Xbox Live?

All she does is stay on the dashboard.

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How many of our friends do you see?

Just Juan.

Why couldn't the two testes be friends?

Because of the vas deferens.

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How do you stay warm outside in the winter?

You just stand in a corner, they are usually around 90 degrees.

Whoa what do you do for a living?

I STAY AWAKE FOR A LIVING!" *roundhouse kicks barista*

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What was Princess Diana's favorite thing about the Xbox 360?

The dashboard.

What's the difference between a Volvo and a Mercedes?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Volvo

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What shampoo did Paul Walker use?

Head and shoulders, they were on the dashboard

What was Princess Diana's favorite thing about the Xbox 360?

The dashboard.