Why didn't Princess Diana have very many friends on Xbox Live?

All she does is stay on the dashboard.

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What are short men called?

Friends.

What do you NEVER call a black man?

A friend

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What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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A tea bag stays in the cup longer!

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